I watch Fox News when It’s 4 am
Mario Lopez speaks to me about espresso machines and I can’t help but think there’s a reason for this…
I tried to write something meaningful
It sounded like shit and the furniture commercials kept invading my thoughts and I thought to myself “THANK GOD FOR BOB’S DISCOUNT FURNITURE”
The truth is, I don’t want to write
The truth is, I want the courage to go outside again
The truth is, I play records just so I can tell my kids one day “I used to listen to records”
The reality is, for the first time in a very long time I’m physically ill and there’s nothing I can do about it. There’s BLOOD in my sinus cavity and I’m legitimately afraid to go to sleep.
The reality is, I’m the guy who takes my Penicillin with a hard swig of Mayflower Golden Ale.
That’s the only thing that defines me right now
Now it’s 5 am