RSS

Useless Inventions Vol. 1

09 Jan

358px-Ovilus_X

The Ovilus is an awesome invention that has thousands of words programmed into it, reads electromagnetic fields (a.k.a. air), and assigns a number based on how spooky the air is.  The device then finds the word associated with this number and says it out loud.

 

The Ovilus most apparent use is in the field of paranormal investigation (obviously) and allegedly can tell you what kinds of conversations ghosts are having (???)

 

Unfortunately, people have put multiple Ovuli (yes) next to each other and have found the devices can’t seem to agree what the ghosts are saying, as they blurt out random words and phrases with no synchronicity.

 

Alas, we are no closer to proving that your dead Grandma can control electromagnetic fields from beyond the grave.  Maybe next time.

 

Advertisements
 
Leave a comment

Posted by on January 9, 2014 in cynical, random

 

Tags: ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
koukoupuffs

Video Games, Android, iOS, and life!

Girly Gabble

A women's lifestyle blog you NEED to read!

hovercraftdoggy

A curated glimpse into a world of infinite beauty and creativity.

travelingnowhere.wordpress.com/

Working Blog For Jordan Avery (Expectant Author)

Tom Witcher

My poems live here.

haiku andy

Home of the 1,001 Haiku Postcards + More

New Website @ shawnthewriter.com

New site shawnthewriter.com GO SUBSCRIBE

Words Read and Written

Ramblings of an aspiring author & book blogger

Bucket List Publications

Indulge- Travel, Adventure, & New Experiences

Daily (w)rite

A DAILY RITUAL OF WRITING

Bri Bruce Productions

Design | Publishing | Photography | Art

tutorials4view

Watch free tutorials in Full HD (1080p) quality video tutorials, sorted by subjects, like: Photoshop, Gimp, Facebook, Torrents, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Viruses and malware removal ( like ask,com, vqo6, Babylon ) and more and more.. If you like our tutorials and guided, please SUBSCRIBE to out channel at: http://www.youtube.com/user/ShaiSoft - tutorials4view.

muags

Just words

Eli Glasman

Site of author Eli Glasman

KennethJustice.com

The Periphrastic Mind Of A Liberal Arts Major

valeriu dg barbu

©valeriu barbu

MW de Jesus

See, try, live, learn, write

%d bloggers like this: