Filing this one under “Products easily replaceable by a common dish towel”, the Intimia Breast Cushion provides conflict resolution for your boobies. Let’s be real about this, I’m not a lady so I can’t really attest to the usefulness of keeping your boobies separated when you’re sleeping, but I know a gimmick when I see one. Along with just the general comfort of putting a pillow between your breasts, apparently this is supposed to prevent chest wrinkles as well.
This is all according to the Wonderful Doctor of Oz, who claims that it:
- One Size Fits All |
- Prevents chest wrinkles from forming in the cleavage area
- Provides breast support and comfortable nights’ sleep for side, back or stomach sleepers
- Reduces discomfort caused by tender breasts (PMS symptoms, nursing mothers, pregnancy, etc.)
- Reduces or completely cures the appearance of existing chest wrinkles
All of this is fine, if the product wasn’t $59.95 on Amazon. Listen, and I mean this, ladies have to deal with all kinds of stuff that us Y-chromosomes will never know anything about. But don’t let people like Dr. OZ rob you blind by marketing overpriced bullshit to your demographic! I repeat, grab a dish towel and shove it down your shirt, you’ll be fine!